Al Gore-Inspired Gunman Killed in Maryland

The gunman by the name of James J. Lee, who took hostages at the Discovery Channel building in Silver Springs, Md., reportedly experienced an "awakening" when he watched former Vice President Al Gore's highly massaged environmental documentary, "An Inconvenient Truth." The three hostages were released after the gunman was killed by police. Before his death, the gunman was demanding that Discovery give coverage to Malthus-Darwin. He posted a communique before the incident with demands that all programs should stop encouraging the birth of any more "parasitic human infants." Programs should encourage human sterilization and infertility instead.