Please Stop Whining. His Lordship Is Getting Annoyed.

Life can be so unfair. Take the case of poor little Jamie Dimon, the overhyped CEO of JP Morgan Chase, who not only has to bear the indignity of having his bankrupt bank saved—if only temporarily—by the U.S. Government, but also has to put up with criticism from people who seem to believe that the rescue gives the public some right to meddle in his affairs. Granted, the action of Dimon and his parasitic peers blew up the global financial system, and the attempt to save them from their own criminal stupidity is bankrupting the nation, but hey, what's done is done. Get over it.

"I'm a little tired of the constant vilification of these people," Dimon said January 11, speaking of his fellow parasites. Dimon went on to assert that the financial system is "not a casino."

Poor thing. Looks like being a master of the universe is not as easy as it seems. Sure, you get filthy rich and get to suck the life out of the nation, you get to live in mansions, travel in limos and private jets, eat in the best restaurants, and all of that, but there are drawbacks. Like having to listen to the whining of the little people your policies are destroying, and the posturing of their elected representatives, who eagerly take your money then have the gall to criticize you.

People just don't know their place anymore. So please, people, stop your whining about the bailout, about the collapsing economy, about losing your homes and jobs, and about not being able to feed your families. His Lordship is getting annoyed.