President Name-Change a Big Hit!

By Lyndon H. LaRouche Jr.

Since the President's successful name change, from "Barry Obama" to "Endless Wrong," his capacity for Wrong-doing has soared beyond all previously imagined bounds. Nothing Wright is being tolerated in the vicinity the now so-called "Bleak House."

Great cost-reductions have been effected at the White House through a new practice of eating what is now known as Bleak House officials who displease the President, rather than condemning them to the misery of joining the burgeoning ranks of the unemployed. In what is seen as a related development, there has been no sign of Larry Summers and Timothy Geithner since this morning's introduction of routine budget breakfasts.

Meanwhile, the President has given free reign to his consuming political passions. All would be complete if the President could recall exactly when and where he had met his wife.