April 23, 2008 (LPAC)--The British Imperial nature of the Dalai Lama's visit was clarified by satire from the LaRouche PAC when the "Dalai Lamba" visited Ann Arbor, Michigan.
The Michigan Messenger reported: "The Dalai Lama taught about wisdom, compassion, and the nature of the self, but not politics...". Though outside the event, in reality, this characterization couldn't have been further from the truth. The "Dolly Lamba" and his cluster of monks perused the event lines, brandishing British flags and preaching in broken, accented english: "We will help you attain true enlightenment...you do not need any book, all you need is stick and stone to beat peasant with..." and "Chinese bad because they want development, all we need is stick and stone" and "bring back feudalism! bring back feudalism!" Others were told that they should meet the "Lamba" a "great man who wants to reunite Tibet with the British Empire." The Dalai Lamba exhibited all encompassing knowledge with his ancient proverb: "If a nuclear bomb fall on China and no one lives to hear it, does it still make sound?" Missing the Irony Boat completely, typically gullible Baby Boomers often agreed with these expressed goals!
In their convincing monk persona, LPAC organizers told the throngs precisely how bad LaRouche really was, that "he thinks all men created equal" and "he want development...that very bad." If this weren't melee enough, a flabby Al Gore draped in ears of corn and light bulbs that he referred to as "scalps" in his war against "CO2 sinners," also meandered through the throngs with a supportive and mesmerizing Barack Obama who preached `hope' and `change,' or sometimes, 'change' and 'hope.'
After asking whether individuals were carbon neutral (many affirmed!) Al Gore revealed that he had taken the next step in "sein Kampf," by making an African neutral World, by buying up the food supply of third world children to offset their undesirable births. This latter revelation was not as agreeable to the boomers present, though Obama did concur that any African neutral policy should begin with Mugabe in Zimbabwe. Al Gore's presidential bid was endorsed by the Illinois Senator, to which the V.P. admitted, he was "not doing too much running anymore," except, "Below his Beltway."
The Satire was complimented by Chinese groups from the Detroit area rallying against the violent Tibetan monks who recently attacked the disabled, wheelchair bound Olympic torch-bearer in France, and other British-run political slanders aimed at keeping the 2008 Olympic games out of China. The real history was clarified by a display of the oppression administered against the Tibetan people from the 14th Dalai Lama's reign. The historical facts included that Tibetan slavery ceased in 1959 with the 14th Dalai Lama's exile to India, and that the international recognition that Tibet was part of China has continued until recent waves of media propaganda from the Sewers of the City of London.
