Apr. 21, 2008 (LPAC) - It has finally been revealed that the Dalai Lama is indeed the reincarnation of the genocidal maniac who ran cover for the British Empire, the Rev. Thomas Malthus. Speaking Sunday at the University of Michigan, the Dalai Lama sat cross legged on the platform and began talking in tongues, and what came out, as recorded by the Detroit Free Press, was the following exact conceptual presentation of the 19th century proponent of mass extermination: "There simply aren't enough natural resources on the planet to support all 6 billion people on Earth imitating western lifestyles. Because there are limitations on external material resources, but not on internal ones, it's better to seek contentment and peace rather than material things."

This was clearly the Dalai Lama's message to the billions of people across the globe now facing starvation as a result of his master's works - the man of "peace" proposes the peace of the grave for the excess 5 billion.

There's enough room for many more wonderful human beings, any real American knows that.  Its just that, Mr. Lama, here in America, we have run out of room for British Agents like you!