March 27, 2008 (LPAC)--Britain's would be Democratic Party King Maker, Al "Fat-Head" Gore, sent an e-mail to supporters yesterday, suckering wanna be billionaire underlings into buying Earth: The Sequel, a guide to investment in Laputan fantasy projects, which are claimed to be solutions to the Global Warming hoax.

In a sleazy late night infomercial style video, author Fred Krupp, President of the Environmental Defense Fund claims that his book reveals both "environmental opportunities and the investment bets."

"The goal is to solve the world's greatest crisis," the marketers claim, "and the prize will be the biggest explosion of wealth ever witnessed." "Twenty years from now some thirty-five-year-old is going to say the reason he's a billionaire is that he read this book when he was fifteen," they promise.

Mayor Michael Bloomberg credits this sleazy money temptation with reversing the "doom and gloom of global warming."

This story seems to suggest that Al "16 tons and the company store" Gore struggles with more than just an eating problem, but suffers from a genetic disease, also, a sickness passed down from his infamous father: enslaving the underlings to his Nazi work-camp-like schemes.