January 19, 2008 (LPAC)--Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mike "White Ass on a White Horse" Bloomberg, today in California, attempted to sell the idea of Mussolini-style Corporativism to the public. As many unfortunate dupes said, under Fascist Italy, "At least under Mussolini, the trains ran on time."

As Arnie said himself today, when asked if he could deny LPAC's allegations that his infrastructure policy is modeled explicitly after the British-sponsored Fascism of Mussolini fame, 'I don't care what you call it, we need infrastructure!'