October 27, 2007 (LPAC)—The leading campaign advisor for Rudy "Ghoul-iani'' told the London Telegraph today that Iran must be bombed. The lead advisor is neo-conservative godfather, Norman Podhoretz, or as he and his neo-con zombies are better known—the "Podpeople." If you don't remember the Pod People, tune into the 1956 sci-fi thriller, "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," where aliens cloned themselves in pods to take the place of real human beings.
Norman's son, John "Podperson" is a leading editorial writer for the New York Post, owned by warmongering fanatic Sir Rupert Murdoch. Pod Person Sr. claims that a U.S. submarine- and air-launched attack can finish off Iran in "five minutes" "None of the alternatives to military action - negotiations, sanctions, provoking an internal insurrection - can possibly work," he tells the Telegraph. "They're all ways of evading the terrible choice we have to make which is to either let them get the [nuclear] bomb or to bomb them. People I've talked to have no doubt we could set it back five or 10 years. There are those who believe we can get the underground facilities as well with these highly sophisticated bunker-busting bombs."
Although he said he would love to see Giuliani decide to bomb Iran , PodPerson said: "I'm sure some of his political people were telling him to go slow ... I wouldn't advise any candidate to come out and say we have to bomb - it's not a prudent thing to say at this stage of the campaign." Spoken as a true Straussian sophist. He told the Telegraph that he takes part in weekly conference calls and is in daily email contact with the Giuliani campaign.
Spinning out a scenario which is precisely that envisioned by Vice President Dick Cheney, PodPerson said "Unlike a ground invasion where you've got to mass hundreds of thousands of troops, it takes six months and everybody knows you're mobilizing, with air strikes, we've got three carriers in the region and a lot of submarines. I would say it would take five minutes. You'd wake up one morning and the strikes would have been ordered and carried out during the night. All the president has to do is say go."
