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Christmas Carols

December 23rd, 2010 • 11:19am •

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As per popular request, LPAC's Christmas Carols are now available in .mp3 format, for your edification.

December 20th, 2010 • 3:56pm •

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December 20th, 2010 • 3:53pm •

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Joy to the world, will come for all The house of Windsor falls The Empire's broke lets kill it with one stroke but not the guillotine but not the guillotine Glass-Steagall will pave the way for victory
December 20th, 2010 • 3:51pm •

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Recent Writings

February 25th, 2014 • 9:33pm

It was not long after his impeachment by the House of Representatives and conviction by the Senate, that the knave then known as Barack O'Bomb was brought before the reformed Alexandria Rocket Docket to face further charges for his crimes against humanity committed while occupying the White House. As history will recall, it was the sage Mr. L.

February 25th, 2014 • 11:29am

While Obama occupied himself in the gym between the West and East Wings of the White House with Pistol John Brennan and the world careened towards thermonuclear war, the situation room was being run as it was during Benghazi, not by the president, but by Mistress Quickly Jarrett and Doll Tear-Sheet Rice.

February 24th, 2014 • 10:35am

How Pantagruel was present at the trial of Bridlegoose Obama, who decided assassinations, executive orders, and lethal legislation by the chance and fortune of the dice.

February 23rd, 2014 • 9:14am

[date]A little piece of humor[/date]

Courtesy of François Rabelais:

"State Of The Union"

October 18th, 2011 • 12:08pm

It has just been revealed that Barack Obama's Presidential podium and Teleprompter were stolen from a Virginia Hotel parking lot.

While in an inconsolable rage, the President was Speechless.

This information was not released to the press until the Teleprompter was safely recovered and re-united with the President.

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