As per popular request, LPAC's Christmas Carols are now available in .mp3 format, for your edification.
It was not long after his impeachment by the House of Representatives and conviction by the Senate, that the knave then known as Barack O'Bomb was brought before the reformed Alexandria Rocket Docket to face further charges for his crimes against humanity committed while occupying the White House. As history will recall, it was the sage Mr. L.
While Obama occupied himself in the gym between the West and East Wings of the White House with Pistol John Brennan and the world careened towards thermonuclear war, the situation room was being run as it was during Benghazi, not by the president, but by Mistress Quickly Jarrett and Doll Tear-Sheet Rice.
It has just been revealed that Barack Obama's Presidential podium and Teleprompter were stolen from a Virginia Hotel parking lot.
While in an inconsolable rage, the President was Speechless.
This information was not released to the press until the Teleprompter was safely recovered and re-united with the President.